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‘Orgasmium Crisis’

ORGASMIUM CRISIS

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

ORGASMIUM CRISIS!

ATTENTION MISSION CONTROL!

The EVIL Emperor Count Coq Blok from the planet NOGASM has stolen our precious reserves of ORGASMIUM and WE NEED YOU to help us replenish our supply! Without our ORGASMIUM ( the most precious substance in The Universe which allows us to experience pleasure…) Mission Control WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GET H*RNY!

JOIN/CREATE A TEAM TODAY and help SAVE MISSION CONTROL from certain FLOPPITUDE and FRIGIDOSITY!

At the end of the game, find out if we have generated enough ORGASMIUM TO DEFEAT THE EVIL COUNT COQ BLOK!

HOW IT WORKS!
Send in pictures of you and your team accomplishing challenges (see below) and upload them to the Mission Control Tumblr:
http://orgasmium.tumblr.com

1. Invite two or more friends to team up with you.
New friends encouraged!  At least three members per team, please. Then sign up HERE

2. Pick a name and a look for your team.

3. Take a picture of your TEAM looking good. You can upload pics directly to Tumblr.

4. Once you’ve created your TEAM. Get busy tackling the Challenges found below this posting.

5. UPLOAD pictures of your TEAM accomplishing CHALLENGES. Multiple entries are A-Okay!

6. RECEIVE ORGASMIUM POINTS and KUDOS for
saving Mission Control from DOOM!

SPECIAL TIP!
The more people that are recorded in your pictures THE MORE ORGASMIUM YOU WILL GENERATE!

SPECIAL TIP #2!
Get outside with a landmark, famous building, tree or something recognizable as a background.

Try visual effects, such as low light film, overexposure, underexposure, mulitiple exposure (!), extreme angles (from the floor up), etc.  Graphics and effects are welcomed too.

Of course, no need to try lots of things, just pick one or two approaches and see where they go.

The more over the top and otherworldly it is, the better :)

ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #1: ALPHA

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #1: ALPHA

SIGN UP. Create your team, pick a name and a look. THEN
send in your team picture. MORE POINTS AWARDED for visually FUNNY, SEXY or CLEVER looks.

   
Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #2: BRAVO

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #2: BRAVO

Communicate visually your TEAM's'PLEASURE CRAFT'. A Pleasure Craft can be as simple as a drawing on a piece of paper (LAME), a scale models (GREAT) or an actual cardboard ship (FANTASTIC) you can carry around in the real world!

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #3: CHARLIE

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #3: CHARLIE

Create your PLEASURE CRAFT NAVIGATOR. NAVIGATORS look a lot like SOCK PUPPETS. Is your NAVIGATOR FUNNY, SEXY or CLEVER? SUBMIT a picture of your NAVIGATOR, ideally-navigating your TEAM in your PLEASURE CRAFT.

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #4: DELTA

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #4: DELTA

MAIN CHALLENGES- COLLECTING ORGASMIUM!
LAME= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR- in your home.
GREAT= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR at a MISSION CONTROL event!
FANTASTIC= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR out in the world! Locations such as UNION SQUARE, SANTAS VILLAGE, FISHERMANS WHARF are ideal! (The more public your escapades, the more ORGASMIUM POINTS your team will be AWARDED!)

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.