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KS Dungeons & Drag Queens

Posted by Gravity On June - 15 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

Dungeons & Drag Queens

Saturday, July 16 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

DRESS CODE: Hobbits! Dwarves, gamers, DROW DOMINATRIX! Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Clerics, Teen Fantasy Barbarian Queen Marauders, Ren Faire garb! World of Warcraft! ELFQUEST! (Dwarven women have beards too?) Kinky Sauron, Sexy ENTS??, Galadriel & Arwen (yes, YOU), Forest Elves, Hermione, High Drag Elves, Orcs of The White Hand! and Wizards, ‘Freaks and Geeks’, role playing nerds, Hogwarts Students, VOLDEMORT! (there, i said it), Druids (nobody knew who they were, go wild), Samwise Gamgee (TOTALLY gay), 30th Level Paladin with a +20 Talking “Sword”, Psionic Warriors, Aragorn, BEHOLDERS!, SUCCUBI and LAMIA! (look it up) Assassins, Magic Users, Cloaks, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood (HOT!) Elven Crowns, RuneStaffs, 20 sided dice, ‘hot pockets’, JOLT cola, chainmail, taped glasses, acne, awkward self loathing…

Leather, latex, lingerie, fetish, sexy costumes, goth & steam punk are always welcome! Absolutely NO JEANS, sportswear or slobs!

~Featured Entertainment~

Maggie Mayhem

The new host for Mission Control’s BDSM party THRESHOLD and her goblin love-slaves will be hosting the new expanded DUNGEON, opening up a whole new room at Mission Control for your kinky pleasure!

DJ FACT 50

Spinning those dirty hobbit beat and wizard rock!

Mary Van Note

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
of SF’s Funniest Gal
(with 20-sided dice and hilarious tales in tow)
Take it beyond the realms of reasonable geekitude with

Phanfasm’s

Live Action

Role Playing Game

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.
A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…
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KS SANFRANSEXUAL!

Posted by loveofmystery On May - 30 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

SAN FRANSEXUAL!

Saturday, June 18 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

We honor Pride Month with a very special Kinky Salon. Dedicated to those without labels. Whatever your sexuality, gender indentification, kinks or fetishes, come and celebrate with us. Don’t define yourself by who you fuck or how you love-be proud of the fact you’re a bunch of inbewtweeny try-sexuals!

DRESS CODE: Express your inner San FranSexual with Glitter, Glitz, Sequins, Androgyny, Gender Bending, Rainbows, Drag,  Eyelashes, Glamour, Lips, Ass, Sass!

Whatever makes you feel SanFranSexy!

Leather, latex, lingerie, fetish, sexy costumes, goth & steam punk are always welcome! Absolutely NO JEANS, sportswear or slobs!

~Featured Entertainment~
 
Dakota Belle Witt Mesmerizing you with tales of woe on the high seas…surfers, pirates, and sailors beware: she’s a heart breaker.
DJ FACT 50 Seriously spinning the gayest music evah, right ’round baby right ’round….
The Bohemian Brethren presents: CHADD BEHAVIOUR
Dixie De La Tour Her Bawdy Storytelling will make your ears burn! Oh my!

  

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.
A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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Kinky Salon Prohibition

Posted by Gravity On March - 21 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

Prohibition

Saturday, April 16 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

C’mon all you bootleggers, bank robbers, criminals, and real cool cats – come hide out and get loose in our little Gin Joint Speakeasy!
~Featured Amusement at the Midnight Cabaret~

ElectriKat

A high voltage Glitter Kitten who loves nouveau-burlesque, bumping & grinding, and shimmying & shakin’

Five Cent Coffee

An eclectic trio dedicated to organic old fashioned sound; an amalgamation of a by-gone nation Ukulele driven original material with stand up bass and melodeon – throw in a washboard, a kazoo – some junk!

Wesley Morgan

A soundtrack for your sins. Broken-down blues rolling out of a Saturday night juke joint, and stumbling drunk into Sunday morning redemption.

DJ Fact 5.0

Spinning danceable Old World tunes…from Electro-Swing to Balkan Beats, Rustic Blues, to Chamber Pop. Vintage styles with modern beats!

Strip Poker

No Speakeasy would be complete without illicit gambling!
Lose your shirt (and more) at our strip poker table

DRESS: 20?s and early 30?s wear, Vintage suits and beaded/ fringe dresses, GANGSTERS & GUNMOLLS, PINSTRIPES, Fedoras, pearl necklaces, Depression era hobos, bootleggers & rum-runners, Prohibition Cops and authorites, speakeasy honeys, jazz musicians, PENNIES FROM HEAVEN, Josephine baker, Louise Brooks, Charlie Chaplin, Duke Ellington, The Great Gatsby…

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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Kinky Salon Mardi Gras

Posted by Gravity On February - 14 - 2011

Kinky Salon Celebrates:

Mardi Gras

Saturday, March 19
10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

All the fun of Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street without the spring break douche-ographic, with much tossing of beads, parading, and gratuitous nudity!! Will your costume even get in the door? Form your own Krewe and join the parade! Don’t miss the crowning of the King and Queen of the Kinky Salon Krewe!!
~Featured Entertainers~

DJ Smoove

Old School funktastic grooves for your aural pleasure!

Bombshell Betty

and her troupe of Burlesqueteers will shimmy much merriment into your Mardi Gras!

Fromagique

LIVE Dixieland Brass Band adding more oomph to the evening’s burlesque action!
If-N-Whendy
Burlesqueteer
Red Velvet
Burlesqueteer
Dangerous Delilah
Burlesqueteer

DRESS: Mardi Gras feathers and beads, MASKS, Bourbon Street madness,Crayfish, Carnivale costumes, Jester outfits, PURPLE, GOLD & GREEN, Roman & Greek, Renaissance and Fantasy, Voodoo Juju & Skullface, Tophats and Coat-tails, t-shirts with awful sayings, torn fishnets and blinky boobs, Devils and Angels… and of course, BOOBIES!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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KS Sweethearts Ball

Posted by Gravity On January - 10 - 2011

Kinky Salon Presents:

Sweethearts Ball

Friday February 18 AND Saturday, February 19

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

 

That’s right pleasure seekers, TWO nights to come celebrate all things LOVE AND LUST with that new paramour/ sub/ sugar daddy and/or dance with glee that the whole Hallmark sell-out is f*cking over.

Flirt up the candy shop/bathroom for something new to suck on and dance amidst The God/Goddesses of KANDYLAND in hopes that you’ll manifest that dark chocolate Hummer/ a proper shtoop-ing/ World Peace / an Oompa Loompa Gang Bang/ or just that your new Poly ro- mance will last for more than 2 weeks! Let the sticky sweet smell of hot sugar, peach-scented body lo-tion, and liquorice funk abduct your senses to LA-LA Land!
~Featured Entertainers~

Leigh Gorman

Polly Superstar will perform "I Want Candy" with Bow Wow Wow’s Leigh Gorman!

Burley Sisters

The Bohemian feather dancers will grace the stage at Mission Control

Mary Van Note

Comedian Mary Van Note takes the stage with the look of a Sunday school teacher but delivers material that would make Don Rickles blush

Indra

The Indra as Madame Ivy, the Medium-rare Medium who will bon on hand to Astonish & Accost with Psychic Predictions into your pathetic Love Life!

Cyril Noir

Dance to the genre bending sounds of Cyril Noir. Take some electro, swing, indie, and techno…throw it in a blender and that might be something close.

Molotov Malcontent

Amazing feats of Sideshow madness!

Miss Guided Show Girl

It won’t just be your ears that perks up at the vision of this mesmerizing beauty in motion!

The Cupids

will deliver your notes of LOVE and LUST!

Candyland Dancers will rock your sugar sticks

Steve Jones

will be reading from the chapter about Kinky Salon in his new book "Tribes of Burning Man"

Sugar Plum Elves

Cupid’s cute ‘n curvy helpers bring more than a little bit of sugar & spice & all things (naughty) and nice!

Cupcakes

by Mission Minis

Fou Fou Ha

Special performance by San Francisco’s unique & creative dance company

Face & Body Painting

By Audette & Rose

PreParty Workshop by Femina Potens 5-7pm

Kinky Possibilities: Open Relationships in the Scene

Presented by Tristan Tarmino

DRESS: Candyland characters, Kings and Queens, Peppermint stripes, Powder Wigs, MASKS, Royalty, Black and White Formal wear, Cutesy, Klowny, Karny, Cupcakes and Tarts, Gingerbread Men, sexy and sassy, PINK-RED-WHITE, pink cellophane wrap, corsets made of fruit leather and liquorice whips!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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Kinky Salon Heavy Petting Zoo

Posted by Gravity On December - 17 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents:

Heavy Petting Zoo

Saturday, January 15 |

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

What is it about San Francisco? People just looove to dress as animals. Strange but true.

To honor this Bay Area Phenomenon, we bring you HEAVY PETTING ZOO, a ridiculous foray into everything fuzzy, feathery and fluffy.

Well, stroke my goat…it’s time to join us for a shindig of FURTASTIC PROPORTIONS!

DRESS: Ponies, goats, llamas, chickens, bunnies, sheep, deer, pigs and general furry cuteness. Farmers, Farm Girls, Goat Herders, Milk Maids, Shepherds, Hunky Farm Hands, Mad Cows, Old Macdonald, Old Major, Fun fur, Faux fur, Fluffy fur, Sleek fur. Cute and cuddly. Floppy and feathery.

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
~Featured Entertainers~

DJ Fox

Dj Fox’s arsenal of original mashups and remixes is sure to put the boogie in your bootie

E. Normvs

The steamy E.Normvs of SF Boylesque will be providing man-meat to tempt your animal senses!

Miss Guided Show Girl

A mesmerizing beauty in motion

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…
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Kinky Salon Whobilation

Posted by Gravity On November - 22 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents:

Whobilation

Saturday, December 11 |

10PM – late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door

Cost for Allies: $25

We suggest that you pre-buy your tickets as this popular event may sell out.

DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! Whos from Whoville, Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/Meister-Burghers, Timmy the Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Stooges!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
~Featured Entertainers~

DJ BOENOBO

Tickling the holiday dance floor with his awesome clown-fi dance party sound!

Ophelia Coer de Noir

This “Mona Lisa” with a new tattoo will delight you with her wicked burlesque!

Skanky Clause

Arrive early for festive and twisted carols!
The Burley Sisters

These fierce and sexy pirates of the sea will shiver your holiday timbers!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…
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KS EuroTrash

Posted by Gravity On October - 31 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents

EuroTrash

Saturday, November 13| 10pm til late
Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant
Cost: $25 Ally |$30 Advance | $35 at the door

DRESS: Jetsetting Euro Hipsters, French Maids, The Pope, Greek Gods, The Queen of England, Dirndls, Lederhosen, Leprechauns, Spanish Conquistadors, Notzis , Parisian Fashion Snobs, Swedish Fish, The Spice Girls, Italian Mobsters, Marie Antoinette, European Unions, Oktoberfest, The Rolling Stones, Punch n Judy, Dolf Lundgren, Plato, The Beatles

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Featured Entertainers:

~DJ Chris Fox~ Fox Sound~

East-Coast born, West-Coast raised.  DJ Fox gets the party going with his crowd-pleasing original mashups and remixes.

~The Indra~

Performance art fused with cabaret, comedy, and so much sexiness

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

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KS XXX Haunted Funhouse *SOLD OUT*

Posted by Gravity On October - 14 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents A Double Dose of Halloween Mischief

Friday, October 29th | 10pm to Late
***AND***
Saturday, October 30th | 10pm to Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

BOTH EVENINGS HAVE BEEN SOLD OUT!

Hey THRILLSEEKERS! Better grab your flashlights, plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!

~FEATURED HORRORS~

Live from 11pm – 1am
~DJ Cyril Noir~ –

~DJ Phanfasm~

Take swing, electro, indie, and techno…blend then shake in your booty
~Zombie Strippers~

Taking over the pole and shaking their parts. You can’t touch them, but they can eat your BRRAAIINS…
~The Indra~

Be Sexily Spooked by this ridiculous & nostalgic Performance Artiste Extraordinaire!
~Gooferman~

~Unplugged~

What’s scarier than clowns? KLOWN-FI at its finest.
~The New Eccentrics~

Our favorite post-post-post (post) modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor, horror, and trumpets!
~Seances~

Spirits of old will pierce the veil of mortaility to tell you what’s up with that.
~Vampire Masters~

Torturing and drinking blood from willing victims in the dungeon…
~Childish Pranks~

Watch out or you’ll be turned into a tp mummy, or step on a flaming bag of poo!
~Spider on a String~

It’s hairy! It will jiggle at you! It may even touch your head! No expense is spared for your thrills and terror!
~Demon Summoning~

Will the ritual call fortha a dark sexy being from the nether regions to party with us?
~A Virgin Sacrifice~

If we can find one, that is.

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking!

If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house -

GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

DRESS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

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Kinky Salon Pussyfest

Posted by Gravity On September - 23 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents

Saturday, September 25| 10pm til late
Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant
Cost: $25 Advance| $30 at the door

Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!z

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes.

You Know Who You Are.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice?

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Featured Entertainers:

~Kitten On The Keys

She’s the musical snackcake with a moist & VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds, stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire.

Gorgeous Man Flesh~

Snips, snails and puppy dog’s tails provided by Boylesque!

~DJ Fox

DJ Fox’s crowd-pleasing arsenal of original mashups and remixes is sure to scratch that itch.

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

Visit the Kinky Salon web site for more information.

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