Thursday, May 23, 2013

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Kinky Salon: Castle Cum-a-Lot

Posted by Gravity On April - 23 - 2013

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

Castle Cum-a-Lot

Saturday, May 18th

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

Support Mission Control! Become an Ally for as little as $10/month and receive amazing discounts!

Sound the Horn!

Prepare the halls! Oil the knights and grease up the wenches! Join us as Castle Cum-alot faces its foes at Castle Fuck in a grrrreat jousting tournament and epic sword fight! HUZZAH!

Entertainers!!

DJs all night long plus the infamous Midnight Cabaret!

Opera Singer
Captain Sassypants

DRESS: Lords & Ladies, Kings & Queens, Dragons, Unicorns, Fairies, Maidens, Knights, Squires, Jesters, The Lady of the Lake, Horned Beasts, The Holy Grail, Excalibur, Magic, Mystery, Myth, Legend, Merlin, Game of Thrones, Monty Python, Peasants, Wenches, Witches, Warlocks!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear will be turned away at the door.

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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Kinky Salon 10th Anniversary!

Posted by Gravity On March - 25 - 2013

 

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Kinky Salon Presents:

The Best of Kinky Salon 10th Anniversary!

Saturday, April 20th
10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

Support Mission Control! Become an Ally for as little as $10/month and receive amazing discounts!

Rock your favorite costume!

Relive your awesomest moments!

Be sexy! Be stupid!

Remember the good times!

And raise a glass to another 10 years
and Kinky Salon’s world domination!

We know a lot of people will come out of the woodwork to celebrate, so please
BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY…
We will almost certainly sell out.

Entertainers!!

DJs all night long plus the infamous Midnight Cabaret!

DJ Fact.50

Fact.50 weaves a rump-shaking soundscape in the front room!

La Chica Boom

The sensual stares, shimmies, & shakes of the La Chica Boom!

The Indra

The Indra will captivate your imagination in mysterious ways!

Enormvs

Indeed larger than life!
DRESS: Relive your favorite Kinky Salon! Pussy fest, Horny, Sweethearts, Eat Me, Dungeons and Drag Queens, Glam, XXX-Men, Prohibition, Apocalypse, Heavy Petty Zoo, Eurotrash, Wet, Land of the Lust, KS High, Whobilation, Halloween, Masquerade, Nymph-O-Mania, Le Sexy, Love In, Science Friction…. I know I’m missing some… we’ve had a lot of themes!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear will be turned away at the door.

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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KS: XXX-Men

Posted by Gravity On February - 21 - 2013

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

XXX-Men

Superhereos VS Supervillians

Saturday, March 16th
10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

Support Mission Control! Become an Ally for as little as $10/month and receive amazing discounts!

CALLING ALL MUTANTS!

The earth is in great peril.

The XXX-Men are the last hope for mankind

Orgasmium reserves have dried up, leaving the planet flaccid and sexless.
Only bulging codpieces and bodacious curves can avert this crisis.

YOU are being called to undertake a top secret mission.

Follow the instructions in this notice to convene with the Mutant Orgasmium Army. Our mission: To pump this rare and valuable fuel directly from its source with our top secret XXX-Men methods- code name “Back Room Action”.

Entertainers!!

DJs all night long plus the infamous Midnight Cabaret!

DJ Fact.50

Fact.50 weaves a rump-shaking soundscape in the front room!

Hubba Bubba Revue

Kinky Salon’s favorite burlesque troupe!

Sexy Spider-man

Does whatever a spider can (and oh, can he!)

DRESS: Tights, codpieces, capes, masks, XXX-Men, The Faaaaaabulous Four, Wonder Woman, Orgazmo, shiny latex and lamé, Striperella, The Phallinator, The Juggernaut Bitch, Captain Blue Balls, The Poontanger, Bad-asses of all shapes and sizes, Lara Croft, SUPERBOOTY, SUPERWHATEVER!!! …and DARE we say, VILLAINS? MWUAH-HA-HA!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear will be turned away at the door.

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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KS Sweethearts Ball ’13

Posted by Gravity On January - 25 - 2013

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

Sweethearts Ball

Saturday, February 16th, 2013

10pm – 4am

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
$25 for Allies

That’s right pleasure seekers, come celebrate all things LOVE AND LUST with that new paramour/ sub/ sugar daddy and/or dance with glee that the whole Hallmark sell-out is f*cking over.

Flirt up the candy shop/bathroom for something new to suck on and dance amidst The God/Goddesses of KANDYLAND in hopes that you’ll manifest that dark chocolate Hummer/ a proper shtoop-ing/ World Peace / an Oompa Loompa Gang Bang/ or just that your new Poly ro-mance will last for more than 2 weeks!

Let the sticky sweet smell of hot sugar, peach-scented body lo-tion, and liquorice funk abduct your senses to LA-LA Land!
~For Entertainment Info See KinkySalon.com~

DRESS: Candyland characters, Kings and Queens, Peppermint stripes, Powder Wigs, MASKS, Royalty, Black and White Formal wear, Cutesy, Klowny, Karny, Cupcakes and Tarts, Gingerbread Men, sexy and sassy, PINK-RED-WHITE, pink cellophane wrap, corsets made of fruit leather and liquorice whips!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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KS: America, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by Gravity On December - 19 - 2012


Saturday Jan 19th
10pm – 4am

$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 at the door

Celebrate America’s newest citizen – Polly Superstar!

Polly says, “‘I’m so HARD just thinking about the upcoming STAR-SPANGLED SHENANIGANS it makes me pop-in BEST OF GIRLS GONE WILD on the dashboard dvd player, blast some GARTH, plow my HUMMER through a endangered habitat and spill PABST all over myself!”

DRESS CODE!!

Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, occupy something, tv ads etc.

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Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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NO plain clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear puh-lease!

BYOB. 21 and over with I.D.

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KS Whobilation 2012

Posted by Gravity On November - 27 - 2012

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

A holiday tradition!

Whobilation

Sat., December 15 |10 PM – 4 AM

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! Whos from Whoville, Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/Meister-Burghers, Timmy the Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Stooges!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
~For more about Entertainers go to KinkySalon.com~

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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Kinky Salon: Boogie Nights

Posted by Gravity On November - 5 - 2012


Saturday Nov 17th
10pm – 4am

$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 at the door

With DJ Fact 50 and a cast of San Francisco nano celebrities

DRESS CODE!!

Bell Bottoms, Hotpants, Disco Balls, Go Go, Funky Threads,
Spandex, Porn Stars, Perverts and Rollergirls

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Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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NO plain clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear puh-lease!

BYOB. 21 and over with I.D.

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KS: XXX Apocalypse Funhouse

Posted by Gravity On September - 24 - 2012

Friday Oct 26: $25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 at the door
Saturday Oct 27: $25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 at the door
10pm to 4am

We do things a little differently at Halloween!
Expect a sexy, over-the-top twist on a classic haunted house intermingling with a dance party and a play party.

Overload your senses with
the most outrageous show in town!

With DJ Fact 50 and a cast of San Francisco nano celebrities

Show from 11-12:30

Strange reports are flooding in:

Lust filled Satanic rituals. Twisted voodoo rites. Sex cults. Bizarre seances. Zombie Strippers. Bad performance art. Blood sucking vampire kink orgies.

There is only one reasonable explanation:
Kinky Salon was built on the HELLSMOUTH.

And this Halloween, in the apocalyptic year of 2012,
it will open.

All we need is a virgin to sacrifice…

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Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house- GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

DRESS CODE!!

KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN.

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Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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NO plain clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear puh-lease!

BYOB. 21 and over with I.D.

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KS Pussyfest

Posted by Gravity On August - 20 - 2012

Kinky Salon Presents

Saturday, September 15| 10pm til late
Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant
Cost: $30 Advance| $35 at the door | $25 For Allies

Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!z

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes.

You Know Who You Are.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice?

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

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Kinky Salon’s Going To Hell

Posted by Gravity On August - 1 - 2012

Kinky Salon is:

Going To Hell!

Saturday, August 18th

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

Support Mission Control! Become an Ally for as little as $10/month and receive amazing discounts!

Come, let us tempt you to a journey down to Hell where shame knows no name, and the Queen of the Damned parties with Voldemort in the depths of the bottomless pit.

Forget Heaven with it’s fluffy clouds- we’re lighting up the dancefloor in Hell, where the flames lick your toes and the heat makes you want to sin.

And oh, how you’ll sin. MWUH-HA-HA-HA-HA

 
~ Featured Entertainers ~

  
We are thrilled to present the fabulous DJ La Diabla aka Zoe Jakes from BEATS ANTIQUE
Coming out of the closet to dance for the devil! JAIN DOWE (aka Lilith Ransom, the closet fairy)
Devilish dancers provided by Kinky Salon’s favorite burlesque extravaganza HUBBA HUBBA REVUE

DRESS:Devil Girls, Fallen Angels, The Whore of Babylon, Demons,
Sinners, Evil Spock, Hellions, Beelzebub, Vampire Willow, Serpents, Lilith, Vampires, Voldemort, Queen of the Damed, Heavy Metal Fans, Occultists, Harry Potter Fans, Dungeons & Dragons Gamers, The Grand Inquisitor, Westboro Baptist Church Protesters, Zombies, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Satan, Hades, Pandora, Ogres, Imps, Fornicators…

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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