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Kinky Salon: **** Like Bunnies!

Posted by Gravity On April - 2 - 2012


Kinky Salon presents: **** Like Bunnies! Saturday, April 21 \| 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
~Featuring An Entertainment Extravaganza!~

DJ Dr. Friendly Co-founder of Bunny Jam!	DJ Fact.50 Back to spin an elegant and bum-wiggling soundscape in our grand ballroom	Scotty The Blue Bunny He’s bright blue, 9 feet tall and all kinds of hilarious!	Bunny Von Tail Bubbly & energetic with a flair for the eclectic, Bunny can turn you on while she makes you laugh!
DRESS: Bunnies! Also bunnies. And then bunnies. Oh! Bunnies. And bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies… and bunnies Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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Kinky Salon: Mardi Gras

Posted by Gravity On February - 21 - 2012

Kinky Salon Celebrates:

Mardi Gras

Saturday, March 17
10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

All the fun of Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street without the spring break douche-ographic, with much tossing of beads, parading, and gratuitous nudity!! Will your costume even get in the door? Form your own Krewe and join the parade! Don’t miss the crowning of the King and Queen of the Kinky Salon Krewe!!

See www.KinkySalon.com for complete entertainment details

DRESS: Mardi Gras feathers and beads, MASKS, Bourbon Street madness,Crayfish, Carnivale costumes, Jester outfits, PURPLE, GOLD & GREEN, Roman & Greek, Renaissance and Fantasy, Voodoo Juju & Skullface, Tophats and Coat-tails, t-shirts with awful sayings, torn fishnets and blinky boobs, Devils and Angels… and of course, BOOBIES!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS Sweethearts Ball

Posted by Gravity On January - 23 - 2012

	Kinky Salon Presents: Sweethearts Ball Saturday, February 18th 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
That’s right pleasure seekers, come celebrate all things LOVE AND LUST with that new paramour/ sub/ sugar daddy and/or dance with glee that the whole Hallmark sell-out is f*cking over. Flirt up the candy shop/bathroom for something new to suck on and dance amidst The God/Goddesses of KANDYLAND in hopes that you’ll manifest that dark chocolate Hummer/ a proper shtoop-ing/ World Peace / an Oompa Loompa Gang Bang/ or just that your new Poly ro- mance will last for more than 2 weeks! Let the sticky sweet smell of hot sugar, peach-scented body lo-tion, and liquorice funk abduct your senses to LA-LA Land!
FEATURED ENTERTAINERS Really, it’s a freaking extravaganza. Dig: Madam Ivy The Medium-rare Medium’ will be on hand to Astonish & Accost with Psychic Predictions into your pathetic love life! CYRIL NOIR Take swing, electro, indie, and techno… then hear them mixed, mashed, shaken, and stirred the way you like. Just shake that candy ass! Sugarplum Elves Cupid’s cute ‘n curvy helpers bring more than a little bit of sugar & spice & all things (naughty) and nice! MISS GUIDED Showgirl It won’t just be your ears that perk up at the vision of this mesmerizing beauty in motion! The Burley Sisters Fabulous feathers and fluff with these amazingly talented lovelies! Mary Van Note SF’s resident "Zine-Queen Comedian" will make you laugh, will make you blush! ~ Also ~ Molotov Malcontent Amazing feats of Sideshow madness ~ The CUPIDS will deliver your notes of LOVE and LUST ~ CANDYLAND DANCERS will rock your sugar sticks ~ STEVE JONES will be reading from the chapter about Kinky Salon in his new book “Tribes of Burning Man“ ~ CUPCAKES by MISSION MINIS
DRESS: Candyland characters, Kings and Queens, Peppermint stripes, Powder Wigs, MASKS, Royalty, Black and White Formal wear, Cutesy, Klowny, Karny, Cupcakes and Tarts, Gingerbread Men, sexy and sassy, PINK-RED-WHITE, pink cellophane wrap, corsets made of fruit leather and liquorice whips! Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS Sniff My Edwardian Balls

Posted by Gravity On December - 27 - 2011

		Lord Twattington the Thrid Cordially invites you to: Sniff My Edwardian Balls At Kinky Salon Sat., January 21 \|10 PM – 4 AM Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
Join us for an an exquisite evening of stylish titillation and ribald co-minglings at the unofficial and decidedly bawdy spoof of everyones favorite old world ponce-fest of a strikingly similar name. Put down that arsenic and come from off the ledge of that bridge- our stylishly perverse and decidedly saucy CABARET will rouse the most listless of netherbits and tickle the most jaded of sensibilities. Unloose that cravat and let out those laces for it’s time to let those EDWARDIAN BALLS SWING FREE! Special $20 tickets available for those clutching in their be-gloved hand a ticket stub from the main event – http://edwardianball.com/
~Entertainment For The Evening~

Dj Fact.50 Spinning an elegant and bum-wiggling soundscape in our grand ballroom.	Jamie & Sissy Dewolf Hilarious antics from the hosts of ‘Tourettes without Regrets’ as they delight in erotic poetry to stimulate the senses and a most classy game of “What’s Down My Pants?” to tickle your fancy pants.	Katarina Ray Playing grand toy piano in her tiny top hat and such, Katarina Ray combines classical training with her love for edgy satire to create a lush soundscape of ideas, timbres and melodies.	Bunny Von Tail Bunny Von Tail and her Gentleman friend Sir Raymond entertain and delight with their saucy theatricals.
DRESS: Fancy dress is not only delightfully and daringly celebrated at this sinful soiree, it also downright perfunctory! Top Hats, coats, vests and tails, cravats and walking canes, corsets and petticoats, creepy Edward Gorey characters with pale skin and gaunt eyes, giant fake mustaches, tiny hats and fancy hats, ruffly undergarments, vintage undergarments, frilly and saucy undergarments… just lots of undergarments, okay? Justin Beiber Steampunk Chic, fake low hanging balls made from nude pantyhose and filled with rice, monocles, riding outfits. Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS Whobilation 2011

Posted by Gravity On November - 23 - 2011

	Kinky Salon Presents: A holiday tradition! Whobilation Sat., December 17 \|10 PM – 4 AM Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! Whos from Whoville, Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/Meister-Burghers, Timmy the Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Stooges! Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
~For more about Entertainers go to KinkySalon.com~
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS Cowboys & Unicorns

Posted by Gravity On November - 8 - 2011


Kinky Salon presents: Cowboys & Unicorns Saturday, November 19 \| 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
~Entertainers Live From 11pm -2am~

DJ SMOOVE Smoove can always be relied on to make the crowd on the dance floor go giddy with his signature power-funk Breakz sound, which will tickly you from horn to hooves!	Jonah Th’Mole This nomadic composer makes music scientifically designed to make you happier and more beautiful. With a live set combining colorful costumes, ridiculous dancing, Th’ Mole will make you dance your pants right off. Rejoice!	Splenduh the Unicorn Let’s give a warm KS welcome to everyone’s favorite Raunchy Mythic Beast from the Magical Fucking Forest! Come get your freak on with the hardest working unicorn in show business! A horny time, guaranteed.	Siouxsie Q A broken hearted mermaid with a mouth like a sailor, a chip on her shoulder, and ukulele at her breast. She sings of gay cowboys, mermaid hookers, and San Francisco.
In response to the recent problem with Unicorn control, we are calling in the experts. These horny creatures can’t be allowed to stampede willy-nilly around every event spreading their overly perky enthusiasm wherever they go! No sir-ee! It’s time to rope ‘em in and brand ‘em. YEE-HA!
DRESS: Cowboys. Unicorns. Pick a side. Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS XXX Haunted Funhouse

Posted by Gravity On September - 20 - 2011

Kinky Salon Presents A Double Dose of Halloween Mischief

Friday, October 28th | 10pm to Late
***AND***
Saturday, October 29th | 10pm to Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 At The Door

Hey THRILLSEEKERS! Better grab your flashlights, plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!

Entertainers!!
~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~
Live from 11pm – 1am

FRI-~DJ Jocelyn~ – (Club Exotica)

Gonna make you shake it!

SAT-~DJ Cyril Noir~ – (Black Kat Kabaret)

Take swing, electro, indie, and techno…blend then shake in your booty

~Zombie Strippers~

Taking over the pole and shaking their parts. You can’t touch them, but they can eat your BRRAAIINS…

~Seances~

Spirits of old will pierce the veil of mortaility to tell you what’s up with that.

~Vampire Masters~

Torturing and drinking blood from willing victims in the dungeon…

~Childish Pranks~

Watch out or you’ll be turned into a tp mummy, or step on a flaming bag of poo!

~Spider on a String~

It’s hairy! It will jiggle at you! It may even touch your head! No expense is spared for your thrills and terror!

~Demon Summoning~

Will the ritual call fortha a dark sexy being from the nether regions to party with us?

~A Virgin Sacrifice~

If we can find one, that is.

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking!

If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house -

GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

DRESS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

Kinky Salon

Posted by loveofmystery On August - 23 - 2011

		Kinky Salon presents: Pussy Fest Saturday, September 17th 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
Mreooowww! Feeling frisky kinksters? Ready to get your prowl on? Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!
DRESS CODE: kitties, hot pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, (bears oh, my), tabbies, leopards, mousers, Lion kings, Lion Queens, Dogs(who let them out?), Mice, meeces? Tom, Jerry, Felix, Bill, Stimpy? Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers.

Miss Honey Penny This bay area "Bond" bombshell burlesque honey and costume designer will delight you in her in (and out) of her many outfits.	The New Eccentrics Our favorite post-post-post modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor and trumpets.	DJ Fact 5.0 Shake your tail to some cool cat electro swing

Burlesque Beauty Kalikia slinks satisfying into onto the Kinky Salon stage this Saturday night!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alcohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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KS Burning Salon

Posted by loveofmystery On July - 29 - 2011

		Kinky Salon Presents: Burning Salon Saturday, August 20 \| 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
DISCLAIMER: THIS EVENT IN NO WAY IS MEANT TO RESEMBLE, REFERENCE OR RIDICULE ANY FESTIVAL OF RADICAL SELF-EXPRESSION BORN ON A BEACH IN THE 80′S WHEN THIS GUY BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND THAT TAKES PLACE IN A REMOTE DESERT LOCATION IN NEVADA. ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND EXISTS AS A FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF A QUANTUM SPACE SOCIAL PHENOMENON KNOWN ONLY TO A FEW AMATEUR, JOBLESS AND PATHOLOGICALLY MASOCHISTIC/ OPTIMISTIC ARTISTIC TYPES. No SHIRT-COCKING, MEGAPHONES, FLAMING HATS, KHAKI (Unless part of an intention ‘Ranger Look’ ) SPORTSWEAR OR STREETCLOTHES ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT.
DRESS: Ravers, Mad Max, Glam Cowboys and Cowgirls, Hot Pants, Nipple Pasties, Groovy Hippies, Cosmic Desert Gypsies, Breasts painted like weird faces, Bug People, HORNS! Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! Think ‘I’m Too Sexy For My’ Fairy Wings, Big Goggles, Furry Bootcovers, blinky shit, platforms, fun fur, foam spikes, tubing, duct tape.
~Featured Amusement in the Midnight Cabaret~

DJ ManClub Bringing his fun, belly rubbin’, whiskey toasting, sometime nasty feel good vibe to the Kinky Salon dancefloor!	Burning Opera “How to Survive the Apocalypse” Rock opera, Vaudeville & Dionysian revival.	Balsa Man Why go all that way when you can experience a little burn here? Just watch where you step!

DJ Fact 5.0 Shake the dust of your rump with filthy beats for your filthy selves!	The New Eccentrics Our post-post-post-modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor and trumpets.	Reid Mihalko Presents: “Playa Player” a mini workshop making your playa experience as SEXY as possible :)
Steve Jones reading from his book: “Tribes of Burningman“
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

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Kinky Salon presents: Intergalactic Disco! Saturday, May 19 \| 10pm ’til Late Mission Control events are for members only \| Become a member, it’s free and instant Cost for Members: $30 Advance \| $35 at the door \| Cost for Allies: $25
Hustle yer buns to our HOLLA deck And blast this pleasure craft into THE PLASTIC FANTASTIC It’ll melt your circuits, throw yer orgasmatron into overdrive And rub the chrome off yer pleasurebot…
~Featured Entertainers~

	DJ Smoove In the main room bringing the funk for your aural pleasure! He’ll rev you up when you boogie down!	The Something Experience Oh yah, it is always a party viz Deiter und the German Sparkle Girls from GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY! Bring your rubber boots and party pants!
DRESS: Gold lame, glitter and glam, jetpacks, SPACE 1999, tinfoil helmets, bubble wrap corsets, PLEASUREBOTS, flares and feathered hair, BARBARELLA, silver shoes, neon makeup and tights, leg warmers, short-shorts, afros, rainbow sparkle guns, DROIDS, wristbands, headbands, tight t-shirts, bodysuits, unitards, glowy E.L. wire & glowy toys, 70′s MOUSTACHES, futuristic sexy toys, FLESH GORDON, GALAXINA… Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol. A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

Your favorite place to get friendly

‘Kinky Salon’

KS Intergalactic Disco!

Intergalactic Disco!

Kinky Salon: **** Like Bunnies!

**** Like Bunnies!

Kinky Salon: Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras

Saturday, March 17
10pm ’til Late

KS Sweethearts Ball

Sweethearts Ball

Saturday, February 18th

10pm ’til Late

FEATURED ENTERTAINERS

KS Sniff My Edwardian Balls

Lord Twattington the Thrid

Cordially invites you to:

Sniff My Edwardian Balls

At Kinky Salon

KS Whobilation 2011

Kinky Salon Presents:

A holiday tradition!

Whobilation

KS Cowboys & Unicorns

Cowboys & Unicorns

Saturday, November 19 | 10pm ’til Late

KS XXX Haunted Funhouse

Entertainers!!
~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~
Live from 11pm – 1am

Kinky Salon

Pussy Fest

Saturday, September 17th
10pm ’til Late

KS Burning Salon

Kinky Salon Presents:

Burning Salon

Saturday, August 20 |

10pm ’til Late

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Your favorite place to get friendly

‘Kinky Salon’

Intergalactic Disco!

**** Like Bunnies!

Mardi Gras

Saturday, March 17 10pm ’til Late

Sweethearts Ball

Saturday, February 18th

10pm ’til Late

FEATURED ENTERTAINERS

Lord Twattington the Thrid

Cordially invites you to:

Sniff My Edwardian Balls

At Kinky Salon

Kinky Salon Presents:

A holiday tradition!

Whobilation

Cowboys & Unicorns

Saturday, November 19 | 10pm ’til Late

Entertainers!! ~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~ Live from 11pm – 1am

Pussy Fest

Saturday, September 17th 10pm ’til Late

Kinky Salon Presents:

Burning Salon

Saturday, August 20 |

10pm ’til Late

Join Our Community!

Subscribe to our Mailing List

Stay Connected!

Saturday, March 17
10pm ’til Late

Entertainers!!
~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~
Live from 11pm – 1am

Saturday, September 17th
10pm ’til Late