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KS Sweethearts Ball

Posted by Gravity On January - 23 - 2012
Kinky Salon Presents:

Sweethearts Ball

Saturday, February 18th

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door |
Cost for Allies: $25

 

That’s right pleasure seekers, come celebrate all things LOVE AND LUST with that new paramour/ sub/ sugar daddy and/or dance with glee that the whole Hallmark sell-out is f*cking over.

Flirt up the candy shop/bathroom for something new to suck on and dance amidst The God/Goddesses of KANDYLAND in hopes that you’ll manifest that dark chocolate Hummer/ a proper shtoop-ing/ World Peace / an Oompa Loompa Gang Bang/ or just that your new Poly ro- mance will last for more than 2 weeks!

Let the sticky sweet smell of hot sugar, peach-scented body lo-tion, and liquorice funk abduct your senses to LA-LA Land!
~ Entertainers TBA Soon!~

DRESS: Candyland characters, Kings and Queens, Peppermint stripes, Powder Wigs, MASKS, Royalty, Black and White Formal wear, Cutesy, Klowny, Karny, Cupcakes and Tarts, Gingerbread Men, sexy and sassy, PINK-RED-WHITE, pink cellophane wrap, corsets made of fruit leather and liquorice whips!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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KS Sniff My Edwardian Balls

Posted by Gravity On December - 27 - 2011

Lord Twattington the Thrid

Cordially invites you to:

Sniff My Edwardian Balls

At Kinky Salon

Sat., January 21 |10 PM – 4 AM

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

Join us for an an exquisite evening of stylish titillation and ribald co-minglings at the unofficial and decidedly bawdy spoof of everyones favorite old world ponce-fest of a strikingly similar name.

Put down that arsenic and come from off the ledge of that bridge- our stylishly perverse and decidedly saucy CABARET will rouse the most listless of netherbits and tickle the most jaded of sensibilities.

Unloose that cravat and let out those laces for it’s time to let those
EDWARDIAN BALLS SWING FREE!

Special $20 tickets available for those clutching in their be-gloved hand a ticket stub from the main event – http://edwardianball.com/

~Entertainment For The Evening~

Dj Fact.50

Spinning an elegant and bum-wiggling soundscape in our grand ballroom.

Jamie & Sissy Dewolf

Hilarious antics from the hosts of ‘Tourettes without Regrets’ as they delight in erotic poetry to stimulate the senses and a most classy game of
“What’s Down My Pants?” to tickle your fancy pants.

Katarina Ray

Playing grand toy piano in her tiny top hat and such, Katarina Ray combines classical training with her love for edgy satire to create a lush soundscape of ideas, timbres and melodies.

Bunny Von Tail

Bunny Von Tail and her Gentleman friend Sir Raymond entertain and delight with their saucy theatricals.

DRESS: Fancy dress is not only delightfully and daringly celebrated at this sinful soiree, it also downright perfunctory!

Top Hats, coats, vests and tails, cravats and walking canes, corsets and petticoats, creepy Edward Gorey characters with pale skin and gaunt eyes, giant fake mustaches, tiny hats and fancy hats, ruffly undergarments, vintage undergarments, frilly and saucy undergarments… just lots of undergarments, okay? Justin Beiber Steampunk Chic, fake low hanging balls made from nude pantyhose and filled with rice, monocles, riding outfits.

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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KS Whobilation 2011

Posted by Gravity On November - 23 - 2011

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

A holiday tradition!

Whobilation

Sat., December 17 |10 PM – 4 AM

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! Whos from Whoville, Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/Meister-Burghers, Timmy the Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Stooges!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!
~For more about Entertainers go to KinkySalon.com~

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

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KS Cowboys & Unicorns

Posted by Gravity On November - 8 - 2011




Kinky Salon presents:

Cowboys & Unicorns

Saturday, November 19 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25
~Entertainers Live From 11pm -2am~

DJ SMOOVE

Smoove can always be relied on to make the crowd on the dance floor go giddy with his signature power-funk Breakz sound, which will tickly you from horn to hooves!

Jonah Th’Mole

This nomadic composer makes music scientifically designed to make you happier and more beautiful. With a live set combining colorful costumes, ridiculous dancing, Th’ Mole will make you dance your pants right off. Rejoice!

Splenduh the Unicorn

Let’s give a warm KS welcome to everyone’s favorite Raunchy Mythic Beast from the Magical Fucking Forest!

Come get your freak on with the hardest working unicorn in show business!

A horny time, guaranteed.

Siouxsie Q

A broken hearted mermaid with a mouth like a sailor, a chip on her shoulder, and ukulele at her breast.

She sings of gay cowboys, mermaid hookers, and San Francisco.

In response to the recent problem with Unicorn control, we are calling in the experts. These horny creatures can’t be allowed to stampede willy-nilly around every event spreading their overly perky enthusiasm wherever they go!

No sir-ee! It’s time to rope ‘em in and brand ‘em. YEE-HA!

DRESS: Cowboys. Unicorns. Pick a side.

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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KS XXX Haunted Funhouse

Posted by Gravity On September - 20 - 2011

Kinky Salon Presents A Double Dose of Halloween Mischief

Friday, October 28th | 10pm to Late
***AND***
Saturday, October 29th | 10pm to Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 At The Door

Hey THRILLSEEKERS! Better grab your flashlights, plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!

Entertainers!!
~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~
Live from 11pm – 1am
FRI-~DJ Jocelyn~ – (Club Exotica)

Gonna make you shake it!
SAT-~DJ Cyril Noir~ – (Black Kat Kabaret)

Take swing, electro, indie, and techno…blend then shake in your booty
~Zombie Strippers~

Taking over the pole and shaking their parts. You can’t touch them, but they can eat your BRRAAIINS…
~Seances~

Spirits of old will pierce the veil of mortaility to tell you what’s up with that.
~Vampire Masters~

Torturing and drinking blood from willing victims in the dungeon…
~Childish Pranks~

Watch out or you’ll be turned into a tp mummy, or step on a flaming bag of poo!
~Spider on a String~

It’s hairy! It will jiggle at you! It may even touch your head! No expense is spared for your thrills and terror!
~Demon Summoning~

Will the ritual call fortha a dark sexy being from the nether regions to party with us?
~A Virgin Sacrifice~

If we can find one, that is.

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking!

If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house -

GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

DRESS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…

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Kinky Salon

Posted by loveofmystery On August - 23 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

Pussy Fest

Saturday, September 17th
10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

Mreooowww! Feeling frisky kinksters? Ready to get your prowl on? Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!

DRESS CODE: kitties, hot pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, (bears oh, my), tabbies, leopards, mousers, Lion kings, Lion Queens, Dogs(who let them out?), Mice, meeces? Tom, Jerry, Felix, Bill, Stimpy?

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers.

Miss Honey Penny

This bay area "Bond" bombshell burlesque honey and costume designer will delight you in her in (and out) of her many outfits.

The New Eccentrics

Our favorite post-post-post modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor and trumpets.

DJ Fact 5.0

Shake your tail to some cool cat electro swing

 
Burlesque Beauty Kalikia slinks satisfying into onto the Kinky Salon stage this Saturday night!  

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alcohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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KS Burning Salon

Posted by loveofmystery On July - 29 - 2011

Kinky Salon Presents:

Burning Salon

Saturday, August 20 |

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25
DISCLAIMER: THIS EVENT IN NO WAY IS MEANT TO RESEMBLE, REFERENCE OR RIDICULE ANY FESTIVAL OF RADICAL SELF-EXPRESSION BORN ON A BEACH IN THE 80′S WHEN THIS GUY BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND THAT TAKES PLACE IN A REMOTE DESERT LOCATION IN NEVADA. ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND EXISTS AS A FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF A QUANTUM SPACE SOCIAL PHENOMENON KNOWN ONLY TO A FEW AMATEUR, JOBLESS AND PATHOLOGICALLY MASOCHISTIC/ OPTIMISTIC ARTISTIC TYPES.

No SHIRT-COCKING, MEGAPHONES, FLAMING HATS, KHAKI (Unless part of an intention ‘Ranger Look’ ) SPORTSWEAR OR STREETCLOTHES ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT.

DRESS: Ravers, Mad Max, Glam Cowboys and Cowgirls, Hot Pants, Nipple Pasties, Groovy Hippies, Cosmic Desert Gypsies, Breasts painted like weird faces, Bug People, HORNS! Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

Think ‘I’m Too Sexy For My’ Fairy Wings, Big Goggles, Furry Bootcovers, blinky shit, platforms, fun fur, foam spikes, tubing, duct tape.
~Featured Amusement in the Midnight Cabaret~

DJ ManClub Bringing his fun, belly rubbin’, whiskey toasting, sometime nasty feel good vibe to the Kinky Salon dancefloor!

 Burning Opera “How to Survive the Apocalypse” Rock opera, Vaudeville & Dionysian revival.
Balsa Man Why go all that way when you can experience a little burn here? Just watch where you step!

DJ Fact 5.0 Shake the dust of your rump with filthy beats for your filthy selves!
The New Eccentrics Our post-post-post-modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor and trumpets.
Reid Mihalko Presents: “Playa Player” a mini workshop making your playa experience as SEXY as possible :)

Steve Jones reading from his book: “Tribes of Burningman“

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…
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KS Dungeons & Drag Queens

Posted by Gravity On June - 15 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

Dungeons & Drag Queens

Saturday, July 16 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

DRESS CODE: Hobbits! Dwarves, gamers, DROW DOMINATRIX! Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Clerics, Teen Fantasy Barbarian Queen Marauders, Ren Faire garb! World of Warcraft! ELFQUEST! (Dwarven women have beards too?) Kinky Sauron, Sexy ENTS??, Galadriel & Arwen (yes, YOU), Forest Elves, Hermione, High Drag Elves, Orcs of The White Hand! and Wizards, ‘Freaks and Geeks’, role playing nerds, Hogwarts Students, VOLDEMORT! (there, i said it), Druids (nobody knew who they were, go wild), Samwise Gamgee (TOTALLY gay), 30th Level Paladin with a +20 Talking “Sword”, Psionic Warriors, Aragorn, BEHOLDERS!, SUCCUBI and LAMIA! (look it up) Assassins, Magic Users, Cloaks, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood (HOT!) Elven Crowns, RuneStaffs, 20 sided dice, ‘hot pockets’, JOLT cola, chainmail, taped glasses, acne, awkward self loathing…

Leather, latex, lingerie, fetish, sexy costumes, goth & steam punk are always welcome! Absolutely NO JEANS, sportswear or slobs!

~Featured Entertainment~

Maggie Mayhem

The new host for Mission Control’s BDSM party THRESHOLD and her goblin love-slaves will be hosting the new expanded DUNGEON, opening up a whole new room at Mission Control for your kinky pleasure!

DJ FACT 50

Spinning those dirty hobbit beat and wizard rock!

Mary Van Note

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
of SF’s Funniest Gal
(with 20-sided dice and hilarious tales in tow)
Take it beyond the realms of reasonable geekitude with

Phanfasm’s

Live Action

Role Playing Game

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.
A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…
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KS SANFRANSEXUAL!

Posted by loveofmystery On May - 30 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

SAN FRANSEXUAL!

Saturday, June 18 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

We honor Pride Month with a very special Kinky Salon. Dedicated to those without labels. Whatever your sexuality, gender indentification, kinks or fetishes, come and celebrate with us. Don’t define yourself by who you fuck or how you love-be proud of the fact you’re a bunch of inbewtweeny try-sexuals!

DRESS CODE: Express your inner San FranSexual with Glitter, Glitz, Sequins, Androgyny, Gender Bending, Rainbows, Drag,  Eyelashes, Glamour, Lips, Ass, Sass!

Whatever makes you feel SanFranSexy!

Leather, latex, lingerie, fetish, sexy costumes, goth & steam punk are always welcome! Absolutely NO JEANS, sportswear or slobs!

~Featured Entertainment~
 
Dakota Belle Witt Mesmerizing you with tales of woe on the high seas…surfers, pirates, and sailors beware: she’s a heart breaker.
DJ FACT 50 Seriously spinning the gayest music evah, right ’round baby right ’round….
The Bohemian Brethren presents: CHADD BEHAVIOUR
Dixie De La Tour Her Bawdy Storytelling will make your ears burn! Oh my!

  

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.
A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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Kinky Salon Prohibition

Posted by Gravity On March - 21 - 2011

Kinky Salon presents:

Prohibition

Saturday, April 16 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

C’mon all you bootleggers, bank robbers, criminals, and real cool cats – come hide out and get loose in our little Gin Joint Speakeasy!
~Featured Amusement at the Midnight Cabaret~

ElectriKat

A high voltage Glitter Kitten who loves nouveau-burlesque, bumping & grinding, and shimmying & shakin’

Five Cent Coffee

An eclectic trio dedicated to organic old fashioned sound; an amalgamation of a by-gone nation Ukulele driven original material with stand up bass and melodeon – throw in a washboard, a kazoo – some junk!

Wesley Morgan

A soundtrack for your sins. Broken-down blues rolling out of a Saturday night juke joint, and stumbling drunk into Sunday morning redemption.

DJ Fact 5.0

Spinning danceable Old World tunes…from Electro-Swing to Balkan Beats, Rustic Blues, to Chamber Pop. Vintage styles with modern beats!

Strip Poker

No Speakeasy would be complete without illicit gambling!
Lose your shirt (and more) at our strip poker table

DRESS: 20?s and early 30?s wear, Vintage suits and beaded/ fringe dresses, GANGSTERS & GUNMOLLS, PINSTRIPES, Fedoras, pearl necklaces, Depression era hobos, bootleggers & rum-runners, Prohibition Cops and authorites, speakeasy honeys, jazz musicians, PENNIES FROM HEAVEN, Josephine baker, Louise Brooks, Charlie Chaplin, Duke Ellington, The Great Gatsby…

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


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