KS: America, Fuck Yeah!

Saturday Jan 19th
10pm – 4am

$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 at the door

Celebrate America’s newest citizen – Polly Superstar!

Polly says, “‘I’m so HARD just thinking about the upcoming STAR-SPANGLED SHENANIGANS it makes me pop-in BEST OF GIRLS GONE WILD on the dashboard dvd player, blast some GARTH, plow my HUMMER through a endangered habitat and spill PABST all over myself!”


Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, occupy something, tv ads etc.


Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!


NO plain clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, or sportswear puh-lease!

BYOB. 21 and over with I.D.