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MISSION CONTROL

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November, 2011

Threshold: Problems with Authority

Posted by Gravity On November - 28 - 2011

Threshold

Friday, Decmber 16rd | 9pm – 3am
9pm – Stand Up Comedy by Morgan
Midnight – Live Music by Bobby Joe Ebola

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 at the door | Free for Allies

Threshold at Mission Control Presents: Problems With Authority

Ever look at a uniform and think, YUM?

When you think of authority figures, do you focus on their physique?

Threshold is calling all uniform lovers, boot lickers, and revolutionaries to bust out their sexiest black bloc and shine up those intimidating aviator sunglasses. Threshold has its own FUNGEON and play equipment in nearly every room to enjoy.

Threshold mixes rough sex, art, expression, and the softer side of BDSM while still keeping an open mind to sexy and rough and tumble interpretations of our mixing communities.

Dress Code: Uniforms, Latex, Leather, Fetish wear, goth/industrial, sexy lingerie, formal, or basic black attire required.

~Hosted By~

 

Maggie Mayhem

When it comes to sex, Maggie identifies as a queer, slutty, kinkster. Neither wholly dominant nor submissive Maggie is always on the lookout for wild adventurous fun with anyone who sparks her interest. She loves strap-on fucking, anal, creative bondage, dirty talk, fisting, rough fucking, and lots of sensation play. Maggie has appeared on Kink.Com, QueerPorn.TV, Crashpad, MadisonBound, and more

~Entertainment By~

 

Stand Up Comedy by Morgan

Morgan is middle-aged, provided she lives to be one hundred and eighteen! Her honest and zany insights into life leave audiences gasping for breaths between laughs!

Morgan creates personal connection between her audience creating a perfect atmosphere for hilarity. So there you have it!

 

Live Music by Bobby Joe Ebola

Bobby Joe Ebola and The Children MacNuggits began in 1995, in a trash-strewn fast-food parking lot in Pinole, CA. Guitarist Dan Abbott and singer Corbett Redford rose from humble circumstances as a satiric folk rock band that played for friends to their current majestic heights with hilarious and sometimes frightening acoustic performances.

Volunteers Welcome! Join the crew and enjoy the fun from an insider’s perspective. You will get free entry and it is a great way to make new friends. Sign up HERE.

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.
A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


KS Whobilation 2011

Posted by Gravity On November - 23 - 2011

 

Kinky Salon Presents:

A holiday tradition!

Whobilation

Sat., December 17 |10 PM – 4 AM

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! Whos from Whoville, Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/Meister-Burghers, Timmy the Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Stooges!

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

~For more about Entertainers go to KinkySalon.com~

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

 

PrePink: Who’s the Boss?

Posted by Gravity On November - 15 - 2011

 

Friday, November 9th | 9pm-10:15pm

Who’s the Boss?

For those who want to add a little spice, playfulness, fantasy, and mental connection to their sex lives, this class is for you! Undressing, kissing, dirty talk, and foreplay- all the sexy things you already do can be slightly adjusted to fit into bedroom dominance. We will start by introducing the idea of playing with power exchange and discuss using safewords to enhance your play. We’ll show some specific techniques to get you started (including kissing, hair pulling, verbalization, and using teeth and nails for maximum effect), and finish it off with a detailed demonstration of reading and using body language in this context.

Presented by Chey & Stefanos:

As Purveyors of Perversion, Stefanos and Chey are well known for teaching classes that are entertaining (they’ve been called “better than a Vegas act”) and also packed with useful and applicable information. They have performed, presented, and hosted events at many venues including the SF Citadel, Mission Control, Kink.com, NorthWest Leather Celebration, KinkAcademy.com, Bondage-a-Go-Go, San Francisco’s Supper Club, Behind Closed Doors in Arizona, and in a number of documentaries across the world. While both Stefanos and Chey primarily identify as Dominants, they have both switched during their combined 15+ years in the public scene. They identify as pansexual polyamorist playsluts (and probably a few other P’s they haven’t thought of yet).

Free with Pink party entry. Always free for Allies.

Palenque 2012 Vision Meeting

Posted by Gravity On November - 13 - 2011

Tuesday, November 15th | 7-9pm

Join Scott & Polly on NOVEMBER 15th at MISSION CONTROL from 7-9pm for a VISION MEETING.  Hear the vision from Polly and Scott’s perspective, and tell us what you want to see happen at the festival. Come, meet your fellow adventurers!

This will be a chance to get together, hear the story behind this event, share your ideas and start to collaborate!

 

What is Palenque?:

Deep in the jungles of southern Mexico, embedded in cryptic carvings on the tomb of a great king, there lies a prophetic message: On Spring Equinox 2012 the stars will align to signify the birth of a new Creation, the end of one Great Round and the dawn of a new era.

From March 18th- 25th 2012 people from all over the world with gather in a pristine rainforest location close to the entrance of the ruins of Palenque in Chiapas, Mexico. With reverence and respect to the Mayan people and their land, we will explore the mysteries of this prophecy, and celebrate the potential of what it could mean. This is your chance to be part of history, standing on the Great Temples of Palenque in 2012 celebrating art, history, mysticism, cross cultural community, and global apotheosis.

Unlike a traditional festival, this will be an exploration we embark on together, as an experiment in self organizing celebration. There will be performances, workshops, talks, rituals, music, dance, and storytelling, happening all day every day all over the site, but don’t expect to sit back and be entertained. We are coming together on equal footing, and your contribution is vital. Soon we will send out more information about the different ways you can participate. If you want to perform, teach, talk, guide, or lead then there will be an opportunity for that to happen.

Just a few of the things which are lining up:
- Learn to explore, understand and write Mayan glyphs and math
- Experience sound rituals and performances
- Craft mythic personas to explore together
- Campfire storytelling with local guides
- Learn about the classic Maya period with local archaeologists
- Take a jungle hike the forgotten temple ‘Ovidado’
- Explore Sacred Theater and embodying archetypes
- Learn about the Maya skies with astro-archaeologists

Find out more about Palenque 2012  www.palenque2012.org

Velvet & Playshop w/ Madison Young

Posted by loveofmystery On November - 11 - 2011

 

Velvet

Velvet will now be happening monthly! Every first Friday of the month.

Friday, December 2nd
Playshop 8pm to 9pm, Party 9pm to 2am

DJ Durt (Hella Gay and Ships in the Night)

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $20 (No pre-sale tickets not required for Velvet) Free for Allies

Ever been to a hot and heavy queer dance party, found a sweaty little cutie, and wished you had some place to sneak away and get it on? Yea, we have that.

Brought to you by one of the founders of the legendary Girl Pile and located in the same venue as the infamous Kinky Salon.

VELVET is a sensuous, intimate, private party for fierce femmes, badass butches, bois, transmen, transwomen, genderqueer and intersex queers.

Whether you are shy, exhibitionist, experienced or have never been to a party like this before, we want YOU! Bring your toys, bring your friends!

Featured DJ in the Bootlicious Dance Room:

DJ Durt is a dinosaur loving party DJ in the Gay Area playing the booty jams for the masses. You can catch her spinning at Ships in the Night (a transbay queer dance party) and with the Handsome Young Men DJ crew. For more: DJ DURT

 

Velvet PlayShop: Lights, Camera, Action – Deep Inside Madison Young

Learn how documenting fantasies with a lover can strengthen your bond and ignite your passion! Award winning director, Madison Young will explain the ins and outs of the wide world of pornography and teach you to make your own home grown sex positive erotica without spending a dime. Madison will give a live demo of feminist porn in the making.

Want to explore your on camera exhibitionist side further? Discover a new side of yourself at Feminist Porn Network’s Photo and Video Booth at Velvet’s Play Party where couples, triads and individuals can discuss and realize their fantasies in front of the camera.

Instructor: Madison Young, your kinky girl next door, award winning BDSM and fetish porn star, adult performer, director, published writer, artist and educator. madisonbound.com
VELVET features music, games and cupcakes!
DANCE in our mirrored booty room –with sexy pole action!
QUIVER as you submit yourself to the masterful hands of our spanking mistresses!
LUXURIATE in our glamorous, sexual playspaces!
THRILL to the visual delights of our special dvd collection–featuring the Crash Pad series from Pink and White Productions - and our incredible live performances!
VELVET is a party like no other!
Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!). We don’t serve alcohol, so BYOB.

You’ve got questions? We’ve got answers. Don’t be shy–send an email to booking@missioncontrolsf.org


Essence: Dance of Darkness & Light

Posted by loveofmystery On November - 11 - 2011


Join us in December for another Conscious Adventure into Embodied Sexuality.

Essence explores the darkness & light of desire & emotion on December 3rd. Delve into shadow, navigate your edges, and shine your light on a delicious community of fellow explorers.

 

Essence is a temple, for sensualists, tantrics, kinksters and sexual explorers.
Dance, play, flirt, and explore in our sensual oasis.
Try out tools from tantra, sex positive culture, and bdsm.
Explore your own edges and roads to expansion.

Keep in touch with the Essence community on Facebook and sign up to our mailing list for extra news, announcements and event invitations

ESSENCE Saturday, December 3rd | 10 pm – 3 am

Each month we will bring you a fresh selection of teachers, leaders and practitioners to create the vibe and guide the exploration in 5 unique rooms:

Dance, flirt & play in our Temple of Innocence

Have your senses ignited & your body adored in Aphrodite’s Harem with Fred Burks and Kim, Shaman of the Senses

Explore the realm of power, surrender, & intensity in the Chamber of the Dark Arts with Luna and Brian O’Connell

Connect deeply & explore sacred sex in the Temple of Deep Eros

Chill, chat & relax in the Sanctuary with Meriana Dinkova, MFT, Dating & Relationship Coach

 

Fred Burks Brian O’Connell Meriana Dinkova

Dress to Express
Erotic, Sensual, Inspiring, Embodied, Priest/ess Robes, Silk Pajamas, Exotic, Kinky. NO street clothes, sports wear or jeans.
(You can wear street clothes in if you have something more yummy to change into)

All Are Welcomed
We welcome all sexual orientations (Queer, Straight, Bi, Trans, Poly etc) and frequencies (Tantra, Dark Tantra/BDSM, Sacred Innocence,
Irreverent Playfulness, etc)

Mission Control events are for members only. Become a member, it’s free and instant. The exact location and pre sale ticket link are given to members

Cost: $35 at the door | $30 prepay | Cost for Mission Control Allies: $25

Date: December 3rd, (The first Saturday of the month)

Arrival:
Arrival time is between 10pm and 12:30am. At that time, we will close the door.
Strictly no arrivals after 12:30am
 

Food and Drink: If you desire, bring a healthy potluck item (or dessert) to share. We don’t serve alcohol but you are welcome to bring some with you.

21 and over only

We check I.D. Volunteer: Essence would not exist without our amazing team of volunteers. If you are interested in participating more deeply with the community, then please fill out this form
PAL system: To attend this event, you must arrive and leave with a responsible partner, your PAL for the evening. You don’t have to be a couple and you can even be a triad, but you and your PAL(s) are responsible for each other during the party. Check HERE for more about PALs

Brought to you by Dr. Melanie “Venus” Rose,
Sex & Intimacy Coach, Somatic Sexologist and Sexual Adventurer

Pink Drinks

Posted by Gravity On November - 8 - 2011


Pink Drinks!

Join Mission Control Allies & Friendlies for drinks before Pink at Medjool.

Hosts Kurt and Luna

Hosts Kurt and Luna

 

Our hosts, Kurt & Luna, will be there to meet and greet you as we gather on the mezzanine level with our own private area. Snack, sip and socialize before wandering across the street for more Pink!

 

We have our own Pink Drinks cocktail menu for you to order from, too! For more info, click HERE.

 

Medjool is located at 2252 Mission St., San Francisco. medjoolsf.com

KS Cowboys & Unicorns

Posted by Gravity On November - 8 - 2011




Kinky Salon presents:

Cowboys & Unicorns

Saturday, November 19 | 10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

~Entertainers Live From 11pm -2am~

DJ SMOOVE

Smoove can always be relied on to make the crowd on the dance floor go giddy with his signature power-funk Breakz sound, which will tickly you from horn to hooves!

Jonah Th’Mole

This nomadic composer makes music scientifically designed to make you happier and more beautiful. With a live set combining colorful costumes, ridiculous dancing, Th’ Mole will make you dance your pants right off. Rejoice!

Splenduh the Unicorn

Let’s give a warm KS welcome to everyone’s favorite Raunchy Mythic Beast from the Magical Fucking Forest!

Come get your freak on with the hardest working unicorn in show business!

A horny time, guaranteed.

Siouxsie Q

A broken hearted mermaid with a mouth like a sailor, a chip on her shoulder, and ukulele at her breast.

She sings of gay cowboys, mermaid hookers, and San Francisco.

In response to the recent problem with Unicorn control, we are calling in the experts. These horny creatures can’t be allowed to stampede willy-nilly around every event spreading their overly perky enthusiasm wherever they go!

No sir-ee! It’s time to rope ‘em in and brand ‘em. YEE-HA!

DRESS: Cowboys. Unicorns. Pick a side.

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed! No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…


Trickster: Faeries, Fractals, & Freaks!

Posted by Gravity On November - 1 - 2011

Trickster is a monthly Arts Salon dedicated to community, creativity and openness.
We provide a club house for artists, seekers, thinkers and players to engage in genuine discourse,while doing our part in assisting evolution to unfold with grace and style.

Wander into Trickster’s Enchanted Forest at:

Faeries, Fractals, and Freaks!

Thursday, November 17th | 9pm – 1am
WELCOME TO TRICKSTER!

WARNING!
YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED A SURREALIST PAINTING.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION: YOU HAVE JUST BECOME PART OF THE ART!

Get your TRICKSTER on! 11/17/11 will be our last event of the year!

We will return full force in early spring- so come play with us for one last Hurrah before the holidays!


Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant
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$20 for Members | $10 for Any & All Artists & Performers
Free for Mission Control Allies & Volunteers

~Featured Entertainment by~
Live Music by
Swamp Noir
Performance Art Piece by
Karla Mi Lugu

Mythic Story Telling by
Aaron Lane

Plus More TBA

And

3 Rooms of Art!

AS ALWAYS, PLEASE DRESS TO ENHANCE THE ATMOSPHERE! Think: Faeries, Witches, Elves, Wizards, Yeti’s, Big Foot, Explorers, Little Red Riding Hood, Alice in Wonderland, Loggers, Shamans, Plants, Animals, or anything that you think belongs with the Faeries, Fractals, and Freaks of our Enchanted Forest!

Please No Jeans! (No, you will not be turned away for jeans, we’d just really prefer something with more schnazzz, if you’ve got it)

Trickster is a creator, a joker, a truth teller, a story teller, a transformer linked to the spiritual frequency changes humanity is experiencing at this time.

“We seem most accessible to the synchronistic gifts of the Trickster when we ourselves are at or near boundaries or are experiencing transition states, periods of major life transitions seem to be occasioned by an abundance of meaningful coincidence. Personal gtrirowth sees not only to facilitate synchronicity, but in turn to be facilitated by it. As an archetype, the Trickster, the boundary dweller, finds expression through human imagination and experience.”

www.tricksterevents.com