Kinky Salon Presents A Double Dose of Halloween Mischief

Friday, October 28th | 10pm to Late
***AND***
Saturday, October 29th | 10pm to Late

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$25 Allies | $30 Advance | $35 At The Door

Entertainers!! ~Featured creatures in the walkaround Horror Salon~ Live from 11pm – 1am
	FRI-~DJ Jocelyn~ – (Club Exotica) Gonna make you shake it!
	SAT-~DJ Cyril Noir~ – (Black Kat Kabaret) Take swing, electro, indie, and techno…blend then shake in your booty
	~Zombie Strippers~ Taking over the pole and shaking their parts. You can’t touch them, but they can eat your BRRAAIINS…
	~Seances~ Spirits of old will pierce the veil of mortaility to tell you what’s up with that.
	~Vampire Masters~ Torturing and drinking blood from willing victims in the dungeon…
	~Childish Pranks~ Watch out or you’ll be turned into a tp mummy, or step on a flaming bag of poo!
	~Spider on a String~ It’s hairy! It will jiggle at you! It may even touch your head! No expense is spared for your thrills and terror!
	~Demon Summoning~ Will the ritual call fortha a dark sexy being from the nether regions to party with us?
	~A Virgin Sacrifice~ If we can find one, that is.

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking!

If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house -

GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

DRESS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

Private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)
We don’t serve alcohol
A PAL required. Click here to read more about PALs…