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MISSION CONTROL

Your favorite place to get friendly

December, 2010

New Years Eve: Barbarella

Posted by Gravity On December - 18 - 2010

The countdown has begun! Space cadets & sexbots, prepare yourself for landing as the Mission Control crew guides us into dock at an incredible destination…

10 YEARS – a DECADE of DECADENCE!

Brave new explorers, bohemians, and lovers…it’s been 10 years since Mission Control began its journey. AND it has been one year since the formation of the Mission Control Alliance. Come celebrate at our New Year’s Eve party!

Mission Control events are for members only. Become a member, it’s free and instant.

Cost for MEMBERS: $40 door
Cost for ALLIES: FREE!

Limited door tickets available for members.

Dress Code: Barbarella, space cadets, aliens, fembots, weird technology, robots, clones, antennae, bubblewrap, cellophane, blinky shit, spock ears, Venusians, Martians, Mork from Ork, green skin, Evil Emperors

Also fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

~FEATURED ENTERTAINERS~
DJ CHRIS FOX (BOOTIESF/LAZLO) rocking an ELECTRO SPACE DISCO/MASHUP party set!
Doc Popular- Yo-Yo Maestro and NerdCore Legend performs LIVE from his futuretastic new album- ‘BEEPS AND SMUDGES’
Orgasmium Crisis!- A dreaded appearance by THE EVIL COQ BLOK!
Ophelia Coer de Noir – This “Mona Lisa with a new tattoo” will delight you with here wicked burlesque!
The steamy E.NORMVS of SFBoylesque will be providing man-meat to get your new year off to a righteous start!
Baraka & We Are The Unreal -Spoken word invocations from one of the best traveling poet live acts on the planet
~AND MORE ACTS TO BE ANNOUNCED!~

Private event. 21 and over only. We check I.D. We don’t serve alcohol.

Note: the back room boudoir will be available as a pansexual, everyone welcome, straight/queer/and everything in between playspace; the rest of Mission Control will be a social space.
A P.A.L. is required. Check HERE for more about P.A.L.s

PrePink: Naughty Nibbles

Posted by Gravity On December - 18 - 2010

Friday, Jan 7, 2011 – 9pm to 10:15pm

Another fabulous pre-Pink play-shop coming your way

Naughty Nibbles: A Taste of the Art of Restraint

Art, bondage, rope – how to make it as beautiful as it is hot.

Offered by Femina Potens, and marking the launch of the collaborative relationship between Femina Potens and Mission Control, Naughty Nibbles gives you a taste of the art of restraint. This playshop features Madison Young and Fivestar. Come on out and be the art you yearn to be.

Art of Restraint is Femina Potens decadent quarterly event featuring rope, art, submission and sublime sensations. On April 30th this full event will be at Mission Control for the first time. Mark your calendars now!

Naughty Nibbles is Free with Pink entry! RSVP by sending an email to info (at) missioncontrolsf.org

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

No alcohol will be served. This is a private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)

A PAL is required. See our PAL page for details.

9 pm – 10:15 – Naughty Nibbles: A Taste of the Art of Restraint playshop
10 pm to late – Pink! Party

Kinky Salon Heavy Petting Zoo

Posted by Gravity On December - 17 - 2010

Kinky Salon Presents:

Heavy Petting Zoo

Saturday, January 15 |

10pm ’til Late

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant

Cost for Members: $30 Advance | $35 at the door | Cost for Allies: $25

What is it about San Francisco? People just looove to dress as animals. Strange but true.

To honor this Bay Area Phenomenon, we bring you HEAVY PETTING ZOO, a ridiculous foray into everything fuzzy, feathery and fluffy.

Well, stroke my goat…it’s time to join us for a shindig of FURTASTIC PROPORTIONS!

DRESS: Ponies, goats, llamas, chickens, bunnies, sheep, deer, pigs and general furry cuteness. Farmers, Farm Girls, Goat Herders, Milk Maids, Shepherds, Hunky Farm Hands, Mad Cows, Old Macdonald, Old Major, Fun fur, Faux fur, Fluffy fur, Sleek fur. Cute and cuddly. Floppy and feathery.

Fetish, latex, leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk are always welcomed!

No Plain clothes, street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers. Puh-lease!

~Featured Entertainers~

DJ Fox

Dj Fox’s arsenal of original mashups and remixes is sure to put the boogie in your bootie

E. Normvs

The steamy E.Normvs of SF Boylesque will be providing man-meat to tempt your animal senses!

Miss Guided Show Girl

A mesmerizing beauty in motion

Private event. 21 and over with i.d. We don’t serve alchohol.

A PAL is required. Click HERE to read more about PALs…

PrePink: Charm School

Posted by Gravity On December - 15 - 2010

Friday, Dec 17, 2010 – 9pm to 10:15pm
Another fabulous pre-Pink play-shop coming your way

Charm School:  The Art & Science of Being Charming

When Science gets sexy!

Flirting successfully is a skill and an art.  In the subtle dance of attraction, studies have shown that 85% of communication occurs on a level below consciousness.  These patterns of communication are universal and ancient.  Using techniques derived from hard scientific research, theater, physical performance, therapy techniques, and hypnotism, Jasper of The New Eccentrics will show you how to identify sublime signals of flirtation and how to adopt them in your own life.  A short scientific demonstration of how the elements of human interaction relate to certain regions of the brain will be followed by hand’s on work on increasing access to the desired states of comfort, flirtation, confidence, and joy.  Come ready to play!

Free with Pink entry! RSVP by sending an email to info (at) missioncontrolsf.org

Mission Control events are for members only | Become a member, it’s free and instant
No alcohol will be served. This is a private event. 21 and over only (we check ID!)

A PAL is required. See our PAL page for details.

9 pm – 10:15 – Charm School Playshop
10 pm to late – Pink! Party

ORGASMIUM CRISIS

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

ORGASMIUM CRISIS!

ATTENTION MISSION CONTROL!

The EVIL Emperor Count Coq Blok from the planet NOGASM has stolen our precious reserves of ORGASMIUM and WE NEED YOU to help us replenish our supply! Without our ORGASMIUM ( the most precious substance in The Universe which allows us to experience pleasure…) Mission Control WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GET H*RNY!

JOIN/CREATE A TEAM TODAY and help SAVE MISSION CONTROL from certain FLOPPITUDE and FRIGIDOSITY!

At the end of the game, find out if we have generated enough ORGASMIUM TO DEFEAT THE EVIL COUNT COQ BLOK!

HOW IT WORKS!
Send in pictures of you and your team accomplishing challenges (see below) and upload them to the Mission Control Tumblr:
http://orgasmium.tumblr.com

1. Invite two or more friends to team up with you.
New friends encouraged!  At least three members per team, please. Then sign up HERE

2. Pick a name and a look for your team.

3. Take a picture of your TEAM looking good. You can upload pics directly to Tumblr.

4. Once you’ve created your TEAM. Get busy tackling the Challenges found below this posting.

5. UPLOAD pictures of your TEAM accomplishing CHALLENGES. Multiple entries are A-Okay!

6. RECEIVE ORGASMIUM POINTS and KUDOS for
saving Mission Control from DOOM!

SPECIAL TIP!
The more people that are recorded in your pictures THE MORE ORGASMIUM YOU WILL GENERATE!

SPECIAL TIP #2!
Get outside with a landmark, famous building, tree or something recognizable as a background.

Try visual effects, such as low light film, overexposure, underexposure, mulitiple exposure (!), extreme angles (from the floor up), etc.  Graphics and effects are welcomed too.

Of course, no need to try lots of things, just pick one or two approaches and see where they go.

The more over the top and otherworldly it is, the better :)

ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #1: ALPHA

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #1: ALPHA

SIGN UP. Create your team, pick a name and a look. THEN
send in your team picture. MORE POINTS AWARDED for visually FUNNY, SEXY or CLEVER looks.

   
Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #2: BRAVO

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #2: BRAVO

Communicate visually your TEAM's'PLEASURE CRAFT'. A Pleasure Craft can be as simple as a drawing on a piece of paper (LAME), a scale models (GREAT) or an actual cardboard ship (FANTASTIC) you can carry around in the real world!

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #3: CHARLIE

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #3: CHARLIE

Create your PLEASURE CRAFT NAVIGATOR. NAVIGATORS look a lot like SOCK PUPPETS. Is your NAVIGATOR FUNNY, SEXY or CLEVER? SUBMIT a picture of your NAVIGATOR, ideally-navigating your TEAM in your PLEASURE CRAFT.

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
 


ORGASMIUM CHALLENGE #4: DELTA

Posted by Gravity On December - 12 - 2010

CHALLENGE #4: DELTA

MAIN CHALLENGES- COLLECTING ORGASMIUM!
LAME= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR- in your home.
GREAT= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR at a MISSION CONTROL event!
FANTASTIC= Send in a picture of your team with your PLEASURE CRAFT & NAVIGATOR out in the world! Locations such as UNION SQUARE, SANTAS VILLAGE, FISHERMANS WHARF are ideal! (The more public your escapades, the more ORGASMIUM POINTS your team will be AWARDED!)

Help Defeat Count Coq Blok. Play ORGASMIUM CRISIS.
 
   


New Years Eve @ MC

Posted by Gravity On December - 5 - 2010